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Title: Nitro-Tech Hardcore -MuscleTech Advanced Whey Protein, 4lb Chocolate (New)
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Manufacturer: Muscle Tech
List Price: $69.95
Our Price: $51.95
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| Nitro-Tech Hardcore -MuscleTech Advanced Whey Protein, 4lb Chocolate (New) by Muscle Tech Unexpected Benefits | I drank this protein every day for 2 weeks and gained 8.3 lbs of muscle. I feel slightly cheated because the bottle promised I would gain 8.4 lbs of muscle.
There was also an unexpected benefit to this protein that some may find controversial. My penis grew an astounding 3 inches in the 2 weeks I used this protein drink. I have truly enjoyed displaying my new 4 inch penis to my wife and other harlots in my town.
I called the NitroTech company to congratulate them, but at first they were skeptical. Then I found out the workers at the factory had been pleasuring themselves into the vats where the NitroTech is made. It appears I have been ingesting their man-chowder every time I take a drink of NitroTech. That doesn't bother me, because like all bodybuilders, I am a closet gay. | | Nitro-Tech Hardcore -MuscleTech Advanced Whey Protein, 4lb Chocolate (New) by Muscle Tech Good stuff | Product is definitely a good one for anyone who takes their training seriously, and does not want to buy separate supplements (for example: glutamine)
The only reason this gets a 4star from me, is the taste. Needless to say, it's not pleasant...so I try to down it as quickly as possible and brush my teeth shortly after! |
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